1. Some of you may be under the impression that I take awful pictures just for the blog. This is false. In fact, I take awful pictures all the time. I tend to ruin perfectly good pictures of other people being attractive by looking like an idiot. See Exhibit A:
Or Exhibit B:
And in case someone wanted an attractive picture of me... Exhibit C, well before the blog:
And let's not forget my self-timer skills, as demonstrated by Exhibit D:
2. I am SO HAPPY that it's getting to be fall because fall is my favorite. I almost cried in Sephora when I saw that this was on the shelves...
To be fair, I really don't like candy corn at all... but this smells amazing and it tells me that fall is coming. And that means that Halloween is coming. And that means an excuse to go to one of my favorite things and look like an idiot. And judging from the first tangent today... I LOVE excuses to look like an idiot!
3. Buuuuuut... part of me wants fall not to happen because fall comes and goes pretty fast and then nonsense like this happens.