But in lieu of pitching a fit about HOW MUCH I HATE IT WHEN GUYS THINK THEY CAN OGLE ME WHILE I'M RUNNING... I thought it would be much better to bring back a tradition that I stole from the beautiful Janae. The Triple Tangent Tuesday!
1. I am horribly addicted to a game called Fish out of Water. You throw fish across the water and see how far they will go and how many times you can make them skip on the surface. It is as dumb as it sounds, but I cannot stop playing it. I completely drained my iPad battery playing it. It's bad.
2. In trying to create that image (which took much longer than it should have because I have issues), I went to Picnik and had a near panic attack when I was reminded that there is no more Picnik. How could I add text to all of my pictures?! How could I make them more fun and entertaining for a blog that probably no one reads anymore?! Then I consulted Lord Google and found out about Ribbet. Crisis averted, everyone!
3. I have decided that I need to completely overhaul my wardrobe. I have also decided that I need to monogram everything in sight. It is becoming a problem, especially because I really enjoy working 32 to 36 hours a week. I kid about marrying money, but seriously... it might be my best option. Sorry, Jamie. Regardless, the following are things that I have decided I absolutely must have.
This monogrammed boyfriend tank in every color. I feel like the monogram makes it super classy and adorable, so it distracts from the fact that really, I just want to live in unisex tank tops all summer.
This monogrammed boyfriend tank in every color. You may be noticing a trend here. But look! This one is different! It has a bow and Lilly Pulitzer! So obviously I need to buy every color from both sellers.
ALL of the Land's End totes. I have one and now I want 15 more. Why do I want more? One should be plenty. But it's not.
And that's it. I got followed by some creepers, I am obsessed with a game of throwing fish, and I want monogrammed everything. Goodnight!